87: DTF:HN for March 28, 2026

Your Daily Tech Feed covering the top 10 stories on Hacker News for March 28, 2026. Featuring: CERN uses tiny AI models burned into silicon for real-time LHC data filtering, Go hard on agents, not on your filesystem, AMD's Ryzen 9 9950X3D2 Dual Edition crams 208MB of cache into a single chip, Make macOS consistently bad unironically, Matadisco – Decentralized Data Discovery, and more.

Stories covered:

1. CERN uses tiny AI models burned into silicon for real-time LHC data filtering
   (Article | HN Discussion)
2. Go hard on agents, not on your filesystem
   (Article | HN Discussion)
3. AMD's Ryzen 9 9950X3D2 Dual Edition crams 208MB of cache into a single chip
   (Article | HN Discussion)
4. Make macOS consistently bad unironically
   (Article | HN Discussion)
5. Matadisco – Decentralized Data Discovery
   (Article | HN Discussion)
6. The bee that everyone wants to save
   (Article | HN Discussion)
7. Trust Signals as Sparklines for Hacker News
   (Article | HN Discussion)
8. Go Naming Conventions: A Practical Guide
   (Article | HN Discussion)
9. LG's new 1Hz display is the secret behind a new laptop's battery life
   (Article | HN Discussion)
10. Show HN: Twitch Roulette – Find live streamers who need views the most
    (Article | HN Discussion)